Brandom's Beard Clippin's
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Nothing says "deep thinker" or "German Idealist" like a massive, woolly, somewhat smelly, salt-n-pepper face rug. Too long and unkept to be disparaged as "hipster," too hoary and inconvenient to be regarded as a fad, this ample swath of organic Brandom-bred face hair is shipped to you directly from Vibrissa Farms©. It works wonderfully as a traditional covering for the face, or can also be used handsomely as stuffing for duvets and throw cushions. Make your dietary preferences explicit by wearing Brandom's Beard Clippin's today!
Color, odor and texture may vary due to the authenticity and true-to-nature sourcing of our product.
TEMPORARILY OUT OF STOCK (more on the way)
Color, odor and texture may vary due to the authenticity and true-to-nature sourcing of our product.
TEMPORARILY OUT OF STOCK (more on the way)